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Interview With A UFO
The other night I was takin the trash out. I heard ol' Bessie, my cow
carryin on like there was a snake in her pin. I ran over and I said "Bessie,
you best hush up!" That's when I seen it. It was a round hunk of metal
flyin through the sky. At first I thought it was the top of my grain bin.
That's where I've been ....
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.... spaceship, they started shootin' that laser gun at me. I said
"Yowweee!!!" Then I took off runnin' up the hill.
I guess they must've realized how big my shotgun was cause they got
back in their ship and took off for the sky. Everything's been pretty
normal since then, except my wife, Bell, got meaner `cause I make her pull
the plow now. I know them danged ol' aliens will be back cause I didn't
have any diesel in my tractor and they'll never be able to go anywhere with
it on empty. I'll be ready for `em.
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